You get told lots of
things whilst your pregnant... It will change your life... It's best thing
ever... You will never know love like it... but here are a few things that
people don't tell you...
1.
You are absolutely fucking knackered, not just tired but you could actually
take to your bed for months knackered
2.
If you have a girl, you have to clean poo out of their foof!
3.
You will no longer be able to hear your own thoughts, all you will hear is
"Mummy" "Mummy" "Mummy" "Mummy" over
and over again
4.
Your children will accompany you everywhere, even to the bathroom. Pooing in
peace is not an option, I often have a child sat on my frigging knee whilst I'm
on the toilet
5.
You won't think twice of wiping a child's nose with your hand, sleeve, coat..
Whatever gets the job done
6.
Calpol is the best thing EVER
7.
As is Gin (not recommend for the kids)
8.
You will never sit in a clean, tidy, quiet house alone until they start school
and that's in 5 fricking years!!
9.
They only eat cheese after the age of 18 months, sometimes crackers and a few
raisins if lucky
10.
They never sleep!!!!!
But
you will love these germ riddled, uncooperative little monsters
unconditionally...
Either
that or you'll run off and join the circus!!
So true! It was like you were telling me about my day! I always complain about not being able to have a poo in peace! ;0)
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