Dear Lottery God
Please can you fix it for me to win the lottery, as I like nice things but I don't want to go back to work and working from home is a real pain sometimes.
Thank you kindly
Mrs Waiting In Anticipation
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Dear Cleaning Up Fairies
Erm... have you forgotten where I live?
Love from
Mrs Living In Squalor
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Dear Gods who put petrol in my car
It seems that you no longer like to put petrol in for me, if there is anything I can do to rectify this? Please let me know as I do not like going to petrol stations, especially when its cold.
Yours lazily
Mrs I'm too good to put my own petrol in
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